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My Sister: Bertha the Japanese Snow Monkey
Okay so now I’m sick. Everyone I know has been complaining about being sick for the past couple of days and now, I am. I think the bug must have come home on my son. Middle school is a filthy, germ...
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Help! I’m Sometimes a Foul-Mouthed Pig!
Well, some of you are probably seeing pattern here. I use profanity. I apologize to any of you who find it offensive. I truly do not intentionally set out to offend people. I am a Christian…a...
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Men and Bikini Waxing…Ah Life is Good
I still laugh about my sister riding her big blue poodle with the red wheels off the porch into the wild blue yonder. She landed in the prickly bushes with a thud and broke a tooth. Our dad launched...
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How I became cute, sweet, funny, intelligent and hotter than Liquid Smoke:...
I was a gordo as an infant. I think that’s Spanish for chubby baby, if not, I made it up and like it. Either way it means chubby baby. I was born the third and last child. My brother was born first...
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Tougher Than Texas Mule Piss
I know my posts and comments have been very sporadic, to say the least. My life is a bit chaotic lately. I have finished planting my garden, am renovating my camper and readying myself for family...
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